[3140] in Humor
A little bit of political humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Wed Mar 22 12:23:13 2000
From: "Michael Khusid" <misha37@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 12:21:52 EST
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>BUSH'S BURNING QUESTION
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>George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white
>robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a
>staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
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>George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?"
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>The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
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>George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked
>again, "Aren't you Moses?"
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>The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
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>George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you
>Moses?"
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>The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes, I am."
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>George W. asked him why he was so uppity, and the man replied, "The last
>time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert."
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>Source: Jack Whittaker and J.V. Reistrup
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