[3137] in Humor
HUMOR: Good Employee
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Mar 21 11:29:45 2000
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2000 11:22:28 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "LeBlanc, Paul N (GEAE)" <Paul.N.LeBlanc@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW: Good Employee
>Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2000 11:05:15 -0500
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> The Perfect Worker
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> 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
> 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
> 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
> 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
> 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
> 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
> 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
> 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
> 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
> 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
> 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
> 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
> 13 executed as soon as possible.
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> Addendum:
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> That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent
> to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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Harvard University
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