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Fwd: FW: Jokes, get them here...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Fri Mar 17 22:43:29 2000
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Rick Perry [mailto:grickper@yahoo.com]
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>Subject: Jokes, get them here...
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>
> > The Class Star
> > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> >
> > So you think you know American History .. Huh ..?
> >
> > It was the first day of school and a new student,
> > the son of a
> > Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
> >
> > The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin
> > by reviewing
> > some American history. Who said, "Give me Liberty,
> > or give me death?"
> >
> > She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that
> > of Toshiba, who
> > had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775," said the
> > boy.
> >
> > "Now," said the teacher, "Who said 'Government of
> > the people, by the
> > people, for the people shall not perish from the
> > earth?"
> >
> > Again, no response except from Toshiba, "Abraham
> > Lincoln, 1863."
> >
> > The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be
> > ashamed. Toshiba,
> > who is new to our country, knows more about it than
> > you do."
> >
> > As she turned to write something on the blackboard,
> > she heard a loud
> > whisper, "Damned Japanese."
> >
> > "Who said that?" she demanded.
> >
> > Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he
> > said. At that
> > point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's
> > classroom
> > superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I'm
> > gonna throw up."
> >
> > Teacher says "Who said that?"
> >
> > Again, Toshiba raises his hand and says, "George
> > Bush to Japanese
> > Prime Minister, 1991."
> >
> > Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Well
> > suck my ----!"
> >
> > Once again, it's Toshiba with the answer, "Bill
> > Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
> >
> >
>
>
>=====
>Rick Perry
>Fresno, CA 93705
>
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