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HUMOR: Final Exam
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Feb 22 12:53:14 2000
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 12:49:45 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: FINAL EXAM - Joke of the Day
>Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 22:24:41 -0600
>
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
>
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> FINAL EXAM
> ----------
> It was the final examination for an introductory English course
> at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and
> exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and
> told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly
> two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A
> half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
> professor for an exam booklet.
>
> "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor
> stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
>
> "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began
> writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams,
> and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the
> late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the
> last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his
> desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam
> on the stack of exam booklets already there.
>
> "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The
> student looked incredulous and angry.
>
> "Do you know WHO I am?"
>
> "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.
>
> "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
>
> "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of
> superiority.
>
> "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
> completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of
> the room.
>
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