[3105] in Humor
HUMOR: North of the Border
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Feb 22 12:47:23 2000
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 12:43:55 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: MeMail Monday - Joke of the Day
>Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 21:57:23 -0600
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> _____________________________________________________________________
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> Oh Canada
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> An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away
> from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of
> a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.
> The now widowed woman, lived on the farm with her son and three
> grandchildren.
> One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got
> some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement
> with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is
> really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or
> disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"
> "What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right
> now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another
> one of those Canadian winters!"
>
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