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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
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> "Cathy HSubject: FW: On the beach
>Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2000 19:49:59 -0800
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Rick Perry [mailto:grickper@yahoo.com]
>Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2000 4:00 PM
>To: Kenneth Spurlin; Charley Stewart; Trica; aaron waychoff; Bobby Judy
>Waychoff; Pat Waychoff ; Ron Wilkinson; O.H. Perry; Sonja Perry; Tim
>Perry; Steve Pertubal; Fred Schiller; Faith Spurlin; Kelly M; Donnie
>Mackey; DonnieMarie Mackey; George Moore; Lonnie and Meredee O'Brian;
>Cooley Perry; GRick Perry; April; Art; Terry Burnett; Craig Vicki
>Carter; Dave Combs; Barbara Cox; Joyce Cox; Jerry Eldridge; katyshouse
>Subject: On the beach
>
>
>Subject: On the beach
>
> Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on
>vacation. They determined to make this a real
>vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
>them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they
>headed for a store and bought some really outrageous
>shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in
>their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach
>chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
>scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny
>bikini came walking straight towards them. They
>couldn't help but stare.
> As the blond passed them, she smiled and said,
>"Good morning Father," "Good morning Father," nodding
> and addressing each of them individually, then passed
>on by.
> They were both stunned. How in the world did she
>know they were priests? The next day, they went
>back to the store, bought even more outrageous
>outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them
>before you even saw them.
> Once again, they settled on the beach in their
>chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After awhile, the
>same gorgeous blonde, wearing a "STRING" bikini this
>time, came walking toward them. (They were glad they
>were wearing sunglasses because their eyes were
>about to pop out of their heads).
> Again, she approached them and greeted them
>individually: "Good morning, Father," "Good
>morning, Father," and started to walk away.
> One of the priests couldn't stand it and said,
>"Just a minute young lady."
> "Yes?" she replied.
> "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to
>know, how in the world did you know we are
>priests?"
>
> "Father it's me, Sister Angela.
>
>
>
>=====
>Rick Perry
>Fresno, CA 93705
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