[3086] in Humor
Fwd: Little Jack Horny
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ajai K Bharadwaj)
Mon Jan 24 18:30:36 2000
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 18:19:20 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Ajai K Bharadwaj <ajai@MIT.EDU>
>Little Jack Horny
>
>Those of you who have seen the movie American Pie will no doubt recall the
>infamous "pie scene." Well, young Dwight Emburger must have seen it, since
>he attempted a faithful reenactment with a freshly baked apple pie.
>Unfortunately for the Idaho teenager, the pie was a little too freshly
>baked; Master Emburger wound up in the hospital with a badly burned penis.
>"This demonstrates that producers should consider the effects their films
>have on young and impressionable people," a hospital spokesman said. Not to
>mention stupid people.
>
