[3082] in Humor
Fwd: Fw: Believe it or Not (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Wed Jan 19 08:18:41 2000
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 08:10:37 -0500 (EST)
From: Matthew Schiller <matts@matt2002.mit.edu>
Reply-To: matt2002@MIT.EDU
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Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 21:00:58 PST
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Believe it or Not
>From: "Rowley-Andreasen" <sersma@email.msn.com>
>To: "Fred Schiller" <fredkg6jl@jps.net>, "F) Dean & Claudia Shick"
><urrealty@nidlink.com>
>Subject: Fw: Believe it or Not
>Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 07:36:33 -0800
>
>For those who do not live in California, they may find this hard to
>believe, but actually it is pretty close to the truth.
>
>A lady from California purchased a piece of timber
>land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the
>highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good
>view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
>As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl
>that attacked her.
>
>
>In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to
>the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
>In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
>
>He listened to her story then told her to go into the
>examining room and he would see if he could help her.
>She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
>reappeared.
>
>The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
>
>
>The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get
>permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
>the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
>before I could remove old-growth timber from a
>recreational area."
>
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