[3071] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD (a groaner)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Jan 10 10:21:21 2000
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 10:19:39 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Suggestion Box - Joke of the Day
>Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2000 23:38:59 -0600
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
> _____________________________________________________________________
>
> Suggestion Box
> ---------------
>
> Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone
> had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it.
> Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a
> card to fill out.
>
> Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!"
>
> When he looked at Frank's card, it said "Can we all have
> raises, and keys to the executive washroom, and personal
> secretaries, and new company cars, and new coffee cups, and
> longer lunch breaks, and an extra three weeks vacation each
> year, and a holiday on St. Patricks Day, and Columbus Day
> and Martin Luther Kings Birthday?"
>
> Joe said, "Frank, that isn't the right way of getting things
> changed around here. . . . You shouldn't put all of your
> begs in one ask-it."
>
>
> *********
>
> Pipe Organ
> ----------
> A local church built a new sanctuary.
> They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new
> sanctuary.
>
> It was an intricate task that was completed successfully.
> The local news heralded, . . .
> "St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant."
> ______________________________________________________________________
>
> ********
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.
>
>
>
>
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