[3048] in Humor
The Virgin
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew B. Greytak)
Wed Dec 29 09:31:08 1999
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 09:32:38 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Andrew B. Greytak" <agreytak@MIT.EDU>
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The VIRGIN
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It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.You
put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses
to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and
you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger
has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He
looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's
done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you
open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin
to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting
to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,
going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges
throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as
he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you
head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with
skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few
frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding
experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your
firsttime to have a tooth pulled.
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