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Office Junk from 22online
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Fri Nov 26 04:08:03 1999
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 1999 05:06:46 -0400 (AST)
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Actual signs<br><br>
In the front yard of a funeral home, 'Drive carefully, we'll wait.'
On an electrician's truck, 'Let us remove your shorts.'
Outside a radiator repair shop, 'Best place in town to take a leak.'
In a non-smoking area, 'If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a maternity room door, 'Push, Push, Push.'
On a front door, 'Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.'
At an optometrist's office, 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a taxidermist's window, 'We really know our stuff.'
On a butcher's window, 'Let me meat your needs.'
On a fence, 'Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.'
At a car dealership, 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a muffler shop, 'No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.'
In a dry cleaner's emporium, 'Drop your pants here.'
On a desk in a reception room, 'We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left.'
In a veterinarian's waiting room, 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
