[3008] in Humor
Pierre the Fighter Pilot
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ajai K Bharadwaj)
Wed Nov 17 00:36:49 1999
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 00:35:44 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Ajai K Bharadwaj <ajai@MIT.EDU>
>>PIERRE, THE FIGHTER PILOT
>>
>>Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,
>>out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
>>and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss
>>me." Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>>
>>"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre
>>the fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She
>>smiles and they started kissing.
>>When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
>>lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
>>starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre, what are you doing?" asked
>>the bewildered Marie.
>>
>>"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to have
>>white wine." They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam
>>up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our
>>hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
>>lap. He strikes a match and lights the Cognac on fire.
>>
>>Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
>>throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE HELL DO
>>YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
>>
>>Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter
>>pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames.
>>
