[2997] in Humor
FWD: Bear Hunting
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Thu Nov 11 12:04:49 1999
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 12:04:06 -0500
a good old russian joke in a nice translation...
---------------------- Forwarded by Mikhail Khusid/NNH/Teradyne on 11/11/99
12:02 PM ---------------------------
"Halmer D. Haag" <halhaag@mindspring.com> on 11/11/99 11:16:00 AM
> Frank was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown
> bear and shot it.
>
> Then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
> black bear. The black bear said "You've got two options. I either maul
> you to death or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though
> he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He
> headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>
> There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
> stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake,
> Frank. You've got two options. Either I maul you to death or we'll have
> rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he
> survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered.
> Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the
> grizzly and shot it.
>
> He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
> turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
> said "Admit it, Frank. You don't come here for the hunting do you?"
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