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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew B. Greytak)
Mon Nov 8 08:31:35 1999
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 1999 08:31:18 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Andrew B. Greytak" <agreytak@MIT.EDU>
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick,
wedges it down the
dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were." Said the reporter
and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
continued writing in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Red Sox fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or Red Sox. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Yankees fan." The child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his
notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family
Pet."
this from the site http://www.masshole.com/
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