[2974] in Humor
The Club
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Mon Oct 18 17:18:01 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 18 Oct 1999 17:16:33 -0400
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling
or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his
usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,
"You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink
Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.
We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming
at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"
