[2939] in Humor
HUMOR: The Sunbather (plus a cute bonus joke)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Sep 16 09:46:59 1999
Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 09:34:55 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: The Sunbather
>Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 00:02:51 -0500
>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
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>
> The Sunbather
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> Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all
> of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
>
> She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second,
> she decided that no one could see her way up there, and
> she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
>
> She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the
> stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled
> a towel over her rear.
>
> "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of
> the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The
> Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would
> very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did
> yesterday."
>
> "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly.
> "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a
> towel."
>
> "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on
> the dining room skylight."
>
>
>
>
> The Best Part of Waking Up!
> ----------------------------
>
> A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson
> one morning. He had made her coffee.
>
> She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her
> life. When she got to the bottom, there were three
> of those little green army men in the cup. She
> said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
>
> Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best
> part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
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