[2921] in Humor
Cat haiku
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (meeroh)
Sat Sep 4 18:55:11 1999
Date: Sat, 04 Sep 1999 17:29:08 -0400
From: meeroh@MIT.EDU (meeroh)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
>[Authors unknown to me]
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> You never feed me.
> Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
> That will show you.
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> You must scratch me there!
> Yes, above my tail! Behold,
> Elevator butt.
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> I need a new toy.
> Tail of black dog keeps good time.
> Pounce! good dog! good dog!
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> The rule for today.
> Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
> New rule tomorrow.
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> In deep sleep hear sound
> Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
> Will find in morning.
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>
> Grace personified
> I leap into the window;
> I meant to do that
>
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> Blur of motion, then--
> Silence, me, a paper bag
> What is so funny?
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> The mighty hunter
> Returns with gifts of plump birds
> Your foot just squashed one.
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> You're always typing.
> Well, let's see you ignore my
> Sitting on your hands
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> My small cardboard box
> You cannot see me if I
> Can just hide my head.
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> Terrible battle
> I fought for hours. Come and see!
> What's a 'term paper'?
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> Kitty likes plastic,
> Confuses for litter box.
> Don't leave tarp around
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> Small brave carnivores
> Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
> Fear vacuum cleaner
>
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> Want to trim my claws
> Don't even think about it!
> My yelps will wake the dead
>
> I want to be close
> To you. Can I fit my head
> inside your armpit?
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> Wanna go outside.
> Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
> Let me back inside!
>
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> Oh no! Big One
> has been trapped by newspaper.
> Cat to the rescue!
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> Humans are so strange.
> Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
> My claws aren't that sharp....
>
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> Cats meow out of angst
> "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
> We could break so much"
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> Litter box not here
> You must have moved it again
> I'll crap in the sink
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> The Big Ones snore now
> Every room is dark and cold
> time for "Cup Hockey"
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> We're almost equals
> I purr to show I love you
> Want to smell my butt?
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