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Message to the Moon

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sat Aug 21 19:23:25 1999

To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 21 Aug 1999 19:22:42 -0400

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut 
training on a Navajo Indian reservation. 
 
One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across 
the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question 
which his son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits 
doing?" 
 
A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the 
moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message 
to the moon with the astronauts. 
 
Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the spin-doctors, the NASA 
folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, 
they asked the son to translate it. He refused. 
 
So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation where the rest 
of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the elder's 
message to the moon. 
 
Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. He 
reported that the moon message said, "Watch out for these guys; they 
have come to steal your land."

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