[2902] in Humor
High-Tech Watch
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sat Aug 21 10:30:35 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 21 Aug 1999 10:24:54 -0400
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to this good looking girl
and starts looking at his watch.
The girl notices this and asks him if his date is late.
"No", I am here by myself, he replies, "I've just got this new
state-of-the-art watch and I was just about to test it."
"What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
"Ha! Well it must be broken then because I am!"
"Damn thing must be an hour fast."
