[2892] in Humor
Taxes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Gerald Britton)
Thu Aug 12 10:14:20 1999
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 1999 10:12:34 -0400
From: Gerald Britton <gbritton@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
----- Forwarded message from gkm@substance.abuse.blackdown.org -----
Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@warthog.com>
Forwarded-by: "Jennifer Byrd" <jbyrd76@hotmail.com>
Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
Tax his crop, Tax his work;
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
Tax his chew, Tax his smoke;
Teach him taxing is no joke.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
Tell him, Taxing is the rule.
Tax his oil, Tax his gas;
Tax his notes, Tax his cash;
Tax him good and let him know,
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more;
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave;
Tax his sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove him to his doom."
After he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still collect inheritance tax.
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