[2881] in Humor
On a bus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Tue Jul 20 12:33:10 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 20 Jul 1999 12:32:33 -0400
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. Imma just tellun my friend
howa to spella Mississippi."
