[2872] in Humor
Face Lift
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Thu Jul 8 18:23:06 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 08 Jul 1999 18:22:27 -0400
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000
and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at
a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the
sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you
think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonalds for lunch, and asked the order
taker the same question, to which the reply was, "Oh you look about
29?"
"I am actually 47." That made her feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I
was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my
hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the woman thought, "What the heck," and
let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while,
the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
