[2868] in Humor
HUMOR: Understanding Your Paycheck
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (MIT Parking Office)
Sun Jul 4 10:32:46 1999
From: "MIT Parking Office" <mitparking@excite.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 04 Jul 1999 07:32:07 PDT
> Understanding Your Paycheck:
>
> Gross pay: $1222.02
>
>
Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax
> 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89
>
> County Tax City Tax Rural Tax Back Tax
> 6.11 12.22 4.44 1.11
>
> Front Tax Side Tax Up Tax Down Tax
> 1.16 1.61 2.22 1.11
>
> Tic-Tacs Thumbtacks Carpet Tacks Stadium Tax
> 1.98 3.93 0.98 0.69
>
> Flat Tax Surtax Ma'am Tax Parking Fee
> 8.32 3.46 2.60 5.00
>
> No Parking Fee F.i.c.a. T.g.i.f. Life Ins.
> 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85
>
Health Ins. Disability Ability Liability Ins.
> 16.23 2.50 0.25 3.41
>
Dental Ins. Mental Insurance. Reassurance. Coffee
> 4.50 4.33 0.11 6.85
>
Coffee Cups Calendar Floor Rental Chair Rental
> 66.51 3.06 16.85 4.32
>
Desk Rental Union Dues Union Don'ts Cash Advances
> 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69
>
Cash Retreats Overtime Undertime Eastern Time
> 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00
>
> Central Time Mountain Time Pacific Time GMT
> 8.00 7.00 6.00 24.00
>
> Bathroom Time Time Out Oxygen Water
> 4.44 12.21 10.02 16.54
>
> Electricity Heat Air Conditioning
> 38.23 51.42 46.83
>
>
> Misc
> 144.38
>
> Take Home Pay: $0000.02
>
> (this is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from)
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