[2866] in Humor
FW: Learning opportunity
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jennifer Ann Cooper)
Wed Jun 30 14:02:26 1999
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 14:01:40 -0400
From: jyc@obl.bidmc.harvard.edu (Jennifer Ann Cooper)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
This is an amazing e-mail. You'll learn so much about yourself.
Don't cheat though!You must follow the rules on this one exactly,
otherwise it won't
work.
It's really scary how this works out.
NO CHEATING!!!!
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six.
Next to number one, write any number...
Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which you are
reallyattracted...
Next to three, write down the first color you can think of...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet....
Next to number five and six write down the name of a familymember...
Remember...no cheating.....
Keep scrolling down........
Keep scrolling down........
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......
here's the answers....
The number next to number one shows how many times you should be smashed
over the
head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid e-mails like this
actually mean anything....
The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with
you because
you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this....
The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for
Christsake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be
related to you.....
Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck too.
