[2854] in Humor
HUMOR: http://www.lucasfan.com/rassm/prequel.txt
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Charles E. Leiserson, Jr.)
Thu Jun 17 17:58:05 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 1999 17:57:21 EDT
From: "Charles E. Leiserson, Jr." <locutus@MIT.EDU>
FADE IN:
STARRY BACKDROP
"This summer, George Lucas presents..."
CUT TO:
EXT. TATOOINE DESERT - DAY
Young ANAKIN SKYWALKER is merrily playing with a bucket of sand and a little
shovel.
"... JAKE LLOYD..."
"... as an 8-year old mucking in the desert..."
"... for two hours..."
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TATOOINE DESERT - SUNSET
"... of sheer, indescribable boredom."
CUT TO:
Young OBI-WAN without lightsaber or anything interesting. Young YODA next to
him.
OBI-WAN (ominously):
Mucking in the sand... that leads to the dark side!
YODA:
Yes, to Obi-Wan you listen!
CUT TO:
A agonizingly cute shot of little Anakin.
ANAKIN:
"May the Force be with you people, and God bless us... everyone!"
Little Anakin then carves the turkey.
Uh...
Well, it *could* happen that way!
