[2852] in Humor
Love Cake
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael A. Behr)
Wed Jun 16 22:19:31 1999
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 22:15:26 -0400
From: "Michael A. Behr" <mabehr@inconcert.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
>> >>>> >: Recipe for Love Cake
>> >>>> >:
>> >>>> >: Ingredients:
>> >>>> >: 2 Laughing eyes
>> >>>> >: 2 Well-shaped legs
>> >>>> >: 2 Loving arms
>> >>>> >: 2 Firm milk containers
>> >>>> >: 2 Nuts
>> >>>> >: 1 Fur lined mixing bowl
>> >>>> >: 1 Firm banana
>> >>>> >:
>> >>>> >: Directions:
>> >>>> >: 1.Look into laughing eyes
>> >>>> >: 2.Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
>> >>>> >: 3.Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined
>> >>>> >: mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
>> >>>> >: 4.Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. (For best results, continue to knead milk
containers.)
>> >>>> >: 5.As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night)
>> >>>> >: 6.The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,
>> >>>> >: repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
>> >>>> >:
>> >>>> >: Note:
>> >>>> >: 1.If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
after use.
>> >>>> >: 2.Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
>> >>>> >: 3.If cake rises, leave town!
