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FWD: The Pope Vs. The Queen
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Tue Jun 8 08:55:09 1999
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 8 Jun 1999 08:52:53 -0400
THE POPE VS. THE QUEEN
- Submitted by Rick Hollin
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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming
at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says
to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner
that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with
just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the
crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks
on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic.
So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I
going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her
and says, "I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd
go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just
one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.
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