[2815] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Thu May 13 07:51:57 1999
From: "Matthew Schiller" <matt2002@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 07:50:47 -0400
----- Original Message -----
From: Angel <gsangel@lightspeed.net>
To: <gsangel@lightspeed.net>
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 1999 3:40 AM
Subject: joke
> If They Had Computers Back in 1776....
>
> Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential
> that we complete this Declaration of Independence.
>
> Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here.
>
> Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go on without you. Has
> everyone had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday?
>
> Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having Notes replication
> problems.
>
> Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy.
>
> Mr. Sherman: Thanks, Saaaaay, nice font.
>
> Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just
> last week.
>
> Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our
> document will soon leak out.
>
> Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's already a bootleg
> circulating. I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.sucks last night.
>
> Mr. Franklin: @#$$%^$# General Protection Fault!
>
> Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. It solved that
> problem for me.
>
> Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here about the Acts of Pretended
> Legislation; have you considered using bullets to air out the text?
>
> Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough. Drat! I've spilled candle
> wax on my keyboard again.
>
> Mr. Adams: You know, Thomas, that wouldn't happen if you'd buy an
> active-matrix screen.
>
> Mr. Franklin: Hard-disk failure?!? Aw, criminy
>
> Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's "unalienable rights"? My spell
> checker recommends "unassailable".
>
> Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance of the document, please?
> Shoot. Low battery. Anyone got a spare power cable?
>
> Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No, mine isn't compatible.
>
> Mr. Franklin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What does it mean when the
> floppy drive buzzes? OK, I'll hold.....
>
> Mr. Livingston: The "In Congress" part here at the top; have you
> thought about blowing that up really big and maybe centereing it in 72
> point Helvetica?
>
> Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word macro virus! I can't
> save the file.
>
> Mr. Franklin: That's all right, Thomas. We can manage. Here, borrow my
> quill pen....
>
> <>< I BELIEVE IN ANGELS!!!! (\o/\o/) gsangel@lightspeed.net
> /_\/_\
> http://userzweb.lightspeed.net/~gsangel
> May you always have an Angel on your shoulder and love in your
> heart! Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help.
>
>
>
>
