[2801] in Humor
Harvard vs. MIT
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Patrick McCormick)
Wed May 5 00:57:32 1999
From: "Patrick McCormick" <pmccormi@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 5 May 1999 00:49:49 -0400
(reposted from rec.humor.funny)
From: sds@goems.com (Sam Steingold)
A young man rolls an overloaded cart to the checkout register in a Cambridge
supermarket and starts to unload his many purchases.
The salesman ask: "Are you from Harvard or MIT?"
The young man proudly replies: "Harvard! How did you guess?"
Salesman points to the sign "10 purchases or less" and says: "Harvard
students can't count, MIT students can't read"
