[2798] in Humor
Fw: Netscape Wrangler Song
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Mon May 3 06:12:05 1999
From: "Matthew Schiller" <matt2002@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 3 May 1999 06:09:17 -0400
----- Original Message -----
From: Angel <gsangel@lightspeed.net>
To: <gsangel@lightspeed.net>
Sent: Monday, May 03, 1999 4:58 AM
Subject: FW: Netscape Wrangler Song
> >X-Intended-For: gsangel@lightspeed.net
> >From: "Big Al" <bigal@aa.net>
> >
> >For all you Netscape people
> >
> >
> >From: Bill Stebbins <bs16@CORNELL.EDU>
> >
> >
> >SUNG TO THE TUNE OF RAWHIDE !
> >
> >Loading, loading, loading,
> >Damn this Java coding,
> >Feeling of foreboding, Reload!
> >
> >The Applet says it's running,
> >And that big gray block is stunning,
> >But the screen remains as blank as my mind
> >
> >Netscape crash, Boot 'em up!
> >Net goes down, Dial back!
> >Logging on, Still off-line!
> >Reload!
> >Try it now, Still not up!
> >Netscape crashed, What, again?
> >Boot it up, Log it in,
> >Reload!
> >
> >Tighten, tweaking', smoothen,
> >They say the codes improvin',
> >So how come I'm still usin' "reload"?
> >
> >I'm tired of all this waitin',
> >Just give me .gif animation,
> >This code is only good for wasting time,
> >
> >The applet says it's running,
> >And gray block is quite stunning,
> >But the screen remains as blank as my mind,
> >
> >(Midi solo)
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep,
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> >beep, beep,
> >
> >Netscape crash, Boot 'em up!
> >Net goes down, Dial back!
> >Logging on, Still off-line!
> >Reload!
> >
> >Try it now, Still not up!
> >Netscape crashed, What, again?
> >Boot it up, Log it in,
> >Reload! Reload!
> >(Author Unknown)
> >
> >
> >This message is from Randall's Humor Mailing List.
> >
> >
> <>< I BELIEVE IN ANGELS!!!! (\o/\o/) gsangel@lightspeed.net
> /_\/_\
> http://userzweb.lightspeed.net/~gsangel
> May you always have an Angel on your shoulder and love in your
> heart! Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help.
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