[2784] in Humor
Salary Theorem
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Slim Shady)
Fri Apr 23 23:05:43 1999
From: "Slim Shady" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 23:05:06 EDT
The Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn
as much as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on
the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money
Then: Knowledge = Work / Money.
Therefore: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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