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things you do NEED to know! (fwd)
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From: Esther Scheps <escheps@suffolk.lib.ny.us>
Subject: things you do NEED to know!
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Science Answers
Science teachers around the country have submitted their student's best
answers to test questions. Here are just a few.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the
top and you sit on the bottom.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you
came to getting hit. And Just in case you don't hear it, you got
hit so never mind.
Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don't,
why you should.
When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is
known as constipation.
As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is
nowhere else to put them.
