[2731] in Humor
Re: pretty cool (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (dandelions are flowers too!)
Wed Mar 31 05:04:00 1999
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 01:25:42 -0500 (EST)
From: dandelions are flowers too! <krevice@sub-zero.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
that shit is funny!
maybe you want to know:
this is very special:
alex trotman was simultaneously chairmen, ceo, and president of ford.
this is unheard of unprecedented. if you look at ford as a country it
has the 11th largest gnp in the world.
here is a story he told me:
when he was younger, trotman worked in england. he was invited to dinner
at the house of the vice president of ford europe whom i will call mr.
malmsteem. get the picture? so alex goes over to this gentlemen's house
and as soon as he gets there mr. malmsteem's dog is at the door and
starts slobbering all over him drooling all over the place and shit.
this dog will not stop. he is relentless. and mr. malmsteem is not
doing anything about it. the dog is running all around the house
knocking the trinnkits and whatnot over.
alex, mr. malmsteem and ms. malmsteem sit down to eat dinner.
the dog is all over the place. drooling on trotman . drooling on mr.
malmsteem. sniffing panties, licking up the gravy.
getting into the juices...
and still mr. malmsteem does nothing about it.
finally in the middle of dessert the dog takes a shit right on the floor.
a big one. stinky.
trotman doesnt know what to do. he just pretends nothing has happened .
yet he cannot stop thinking about this crazy dog that mr malmsteem
refuses to control. and the smell.
at the end of the evening, trotman says good evening to mr and mrs
malmsteem and thanks them for the lovely evening. he walks out and is
about to step into his car when mr malmsteem calls out to him from the
house:
"Mr. Trotman, Mr. Trotman!"
"yes?'
" You forgot your dog!"
the beginning
