[2717] in Humor
FWD: proper punctuation
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Tue Mar 16 09:43:36 1999
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 16 Mar 1999 09:38:27 -0500
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Elka Tovah Menkes <etm@world.std.com> on 03/16/99 12:01:39 AM
> The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"
>
> Dear John:
> I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
> thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
> inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
> feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you
> let me be yours?
> Gloria
>
>
> Dear John:
> I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
> thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
> inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have
> no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will
> you let me be?
> Yours,
> Gloria