[2714] in Humor
[HUMOR] CAR JACKING FOILED
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Mon Mar 15 09:26:00 1999
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 1999 09:21:59 -0500
---------------------- Forwarded by Mikhail Khusid/NNH/Teradyne on 03/15/99
09:20 AM ---------------------------
Hal Haag <halhaag@mindspring.com> on 03/12/99 04:58:10 PM
(with thanks to Fred, who I know will recognize this!)
A local police report tells the following:
An elderly lady accomplished her shopping at a local mall and upon her
return to the crowded parking lot, found four males in her car. She
dropped her shopping bags and dug her handgun out of her purse and
proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice.
"I've got a gun, I know how to use it, and I will if required, so get
out of this car!!"
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but scrambled
out all four doors and ran like mad.
The elderly lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of
the car and get into the drivers seat, now vacated by the strangers.
Small problem. She was astonished to find that her key didn't fit the
ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces
farther down. She located her car, loaded her bags into the trunk and
then drove to the police station. She solemnly told her story to the
desk sergeant.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two
with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white
woman.
No charges were filed.
