[271] in Humor
Got a problem? Here's some help! (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (wizbab@merle.acns.nwu.edu)
Mon May 16 18:44:04 1994
From: wizbab@merle.acns.nwu.edu
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 16 May 94 17:35:07 CDT
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> > PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWCHART
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> > B E G I N H E R E
> > +------------------+
> > |
> > YES +---------------+ NO
> > /--------| Does It Work? |--------\
> > | +---------------+ |
> > | |
> > \ / \ /
> > +-------------+ +----------+
> > | Don't Mess | YES | Did You | NO
> > /---| With It | /----------| Mess |------\
> > | +-------------+ | | With It? | |
> > | | +----------+ |
> > | \ / |
> > | /------------\ |
> > | | You IDIOT! | \ /
> > | \------------/ +-------------+
> > | +--------+ | YES | Will You |
> > | NO | Does |<---------/ /------------| Pay For It? |
> > | ----| Anyone | | +-------------+
> > | | | Know ? |--------------\ | | NO
> > | | +--------+ YES | | \ /
> > | | \ / \ / +-----------+
> > | | /---------------\ YES | Will You |
> > | | /----->| You Poor Fool |<------| Be Fired? |
> > | | /---------\ | \---------------/ +-----------+
> > | -->| Hide It | | | | NO
> > | \---------/ | \ / |
> > | | | NO +---------------+ \ /
> > | | \------| Can You Blame | /----------\
> > | | | Someone Else? | | Trash It |
> > | | +---------------+ \----------/
> > | \-------------\ | YES |
> > | | | |
> > | \ / \ / |
> > | +-----------------------+ |
> > \---------------------->| N O P R O B L E M !! |<--------/
> > +-----------------------+
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