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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Descent God)
Thu Feb 25 04:29:21 1999
From: "Descent God" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: autodeletion@hotmail.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 01:27:52 PST
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides
to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms In the house. The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying
on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski
jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
she is ok. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting
the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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