[2653] in Humor
Another Clinton Joke...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathan Reed)
Fri Feb 5 12:26:25 1999
Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 12:24:56 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jonathan Reed <jdreed@MIT.EDU>
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> Clinton is asleep in his bedroom and has a dream. He is trying to find
> something that he can do for the good of the country. Geroge Washington
> appears before him, and Clinton, upset about the whole impeachment scandal,
> asks him what he advice he can give him. Washington tells him that the most
> important thing is to never tell a lie. Clinton says; "Yes, I realize that I
> should have done that early on in this whole scandal, but it's a bit too late
> now." Washington disappears, and Thomas Jefferson is suddenly standing next
> to Clinton. Jefferson points out that he did a lot of good for the
>country by
> helping to form political parties and purchasing land to make the country
> larger. Clinton says: "Well, those were indeed great things, but there's no
> more land to buy, and I don't know what I can do for the political parties
> these days." With that, Jefferson disappears, and Abraham Lincoln enters
> Clinton's bedroom. Clinton says: "President Lincoln, you were one of the
> greatest presidents of this country. Surely you must have some advice for
> me?" Lincoln's reply: "Indeed, I do. Go to the theater!"
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