[2651] in Humor
Fwd: HUMOR: MARINE CURIOSITY
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Feb 5 10:53:58 1999
Date: Fri, 05 Feb 1999 10:33:32 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
I happen to like Clinton, but this is pretty funny...
>From: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW: MARINE CURIOSITY
>Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 06:02:47 -0500
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>> A Marine was on his way home from the pentagon and was stuck in
>> traffic that he thought was worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking
>> among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, whats the holdup?"
>>
>> The policeman says, "The President is so depressed about being
>> impeached that he has stopped his motorcade and he's threatening to douse
>> himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says he's betrayed his
country,
>> his family hates him, and he doesn't have the $33 million he owes his
lawyers.
>> I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
>>
>> "Oh, really?" the marine says. "How much have you collected so far?"
>>
>> "Only 25 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning!"
>>
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