[2643] in Humor
HUMOR: A Man Rubbed A Lamp
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Feb 2 21:52:04 1999
Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 15:50:06 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
You could use this as a lawyer joke, too....
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: A Man Rubbed A Lamp
>Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999 00:16:44 -0600
>
>
> ___________________________________________________________
>
> One day, a man rubbed a lamp.
>
> A genie popped out of the lamp and said, "You have
> three wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for,
> but remember, every politician in the world gets
> twice as much as you wish for, so be careful what
> you wish for."
>
>
> The man said, "that's easy! I want a million dollars."
>
>
> A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. "Now,
> each politician hse two million.
>
>
> The man said, "never mind! I am happy as long as I
> have my million. Now, I want a Mercedes."
>
>
> A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie
> said, "Now, each politician has two of these."
>
>
> The man was happier than ever. He thought about his
> last wish, and said, "You know, I have always wanted
> to donate a kidney..."
>
> ------------------------------
> Thanks to Kevin for this one...
>
> ___________________________________________________________
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