[2624] in Humor
Overheard at B.Dalton Cambridgeside
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Peter H. Brenton)
Wed Jan 20 16:55:10 1999
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 16:52:50 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Peter H. Brenton" <pbrenton@MIT.EDU>
This was overheard in line at the checkout on Dec. 23rd at B.Dalton
bookstore in the Cambridgeside Galleria;
Customer: "Do you take the Discover Card?"
Clerk 1: "Yes ma'am, we take everything but goats and chickens."
Clerk 2: "We take goats now."
Clerk 1: "Yes ma'am, we take everything but chickens. (aside) What do they
do with all those goats?"