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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Camilla R Fox)
Wed Jan 13 20:32:57 1999
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 20:11:34 EST
From: Camilla R Fox <cfox@MIT.EDU>
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>There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were
>then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the
>prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First
>step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals
>and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three
>men went separate ways to gather fruits.
>
>The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
>apples."
>
>The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove
>the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or
>you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second
>one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.
>
>The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were
>berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought
>to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
>6...7... 8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter,
>therefore also was killed.
>
>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
>asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
>
>The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was
>doin' just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed up
>with all those watermelons!"
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