[2605] in Humor
Fwd: I LIKE!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxie)
Wed Jan 6 00:30:50 1999
From: "Roxie" <roxanne-misty@excite.com>
To: sigmas-house@MIT.EDU, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 21:28:44 PST
> From: "d' Von Archer" <archer_boy@hotmail.com>
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> Subject: I LIKE!
> Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 14:17:30 PST
> Message-ID: <19990105221735.6482.qmail@hotmail.com>
>
>
> >>>What am I????
> >>>
> >>>This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
> >>>functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually
> >>found
> >>>hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a
> clump
> >>of
> >>>little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use,
> it
> >>is
> >>>inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
> quickly,
> >>>into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn
> out
> >>>again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
> accompanied
> >>by
> >>>squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most
> surely
> >>>recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well
> >>lubricated
> >>>movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy,
> >>sticky
> >>>white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
> >>surfaces
> >>>of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After
> >>everything
> >>>is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating,
> it
> >>is
> >>>returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another
> bit
> >>of
> >>>action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times
> a
> >>day,
> >>>but often much less.
> >>>
> >>>What am I???????
> >>>
> >>>As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is
> >>>
> >>>None other than your very own...............toothbrush.........
> >>>
> >>>what were you thinking?
> >>>
> >>>You pervert!
>
>
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