[2576] in Humor
HUMOR: Gone with the Dogs
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sun Dec 6 13:19:12 1998
Date: Sun, 06 Dec 1998 13:18:50 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: yasha@harari.org
>To: "The DAILY DOSE!" <dailydose@yasha.thedailydose.com>
>Date: Fri, 4 Dec 1998 19:53:52 -0500
>
>*****DAILY DOSE! A Supplement to tINY tALES!*****
>
>"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
> -- Steven Wright
>
>Retaining the rest,
>
>
>Yasha Harari
>yasha@harari.org
>http://harari.org/html/daily_dose_.html
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>CANINES CAN CARE, LITERALLY
>
>A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre.
>
>She has a dog on a leash.
>
>He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but
>notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right
>spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of
>all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Didn't you find that
>unusual??"
>
>"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ... because he hated the
>book!"
>
>
>Source: Andrea Jett
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