[2553] in Humor
HUMOR: Bug Testing
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Nov 17 09:33:03 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 09:31:28 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 21:24:19 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
From: Scott Schroeder <scott_schroeder@ins.com>
From: "Philip C. Speck" <pspeck@cisco.com>
During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING
our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list
of other types of testing we'd like not to see:
AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
COMPRSSION TESTING: []
CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.
CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.
DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck...
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.
OPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!
REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long live the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...
