[2551] in Humor
funny stuff...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Monica Lee Taylor)
Sun Nov 15 20:49:50 1998
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1998 20:45:28 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Monica Lee Taylor <monicat@MIT.EDU>
> Think about it -
>
> -how come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the
>battery is dying?
>
> -why do scientists do re search when looking for something new?
>
> -tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you;
>tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it
>
> -whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
>
> -is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
>
> -isn't Disneyland a better people trap set by a mouse?
>
> -war dosen't determine who is right, just who is left
>
> -if you toss a cat out the window is that considered kitty litter?
>
> -if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
>is that considered a hostage situation?
>
> -is there another word for synonym?
>
> -isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
>"practice"?
>
> -where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
>
> -why do they report power outages on TV?
>
> -why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
>
> -what do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an
>endangered plant?
>
> -is it possible to be totally partial?
>
> -if nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the
>pan?
>
> -why isn't phoenetic spelled the way it sounds?
>
> -if you are travelling in a vehicle going the speed of light, what
>happens when you turn on the headlights?
>
> -why do they put braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATMs?
>
> -why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
>shipment, but when you transport by ship it's cargo?
>
>and last but not least:
>
> -why is it that when driving and looking for an address you have to
> turn down the volume on the radio?
>
>
>
>
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