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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelena Margolin)
Fri Nov 6 16:37:16 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 16:30:59 EST
From: Yelena Margolin <yelya@MIT.EDU>
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Subject: Re: Quotes From Supermodels (fwd)
>ON INNER STRENGTH
>"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
>-- Tyra Banks
>
>ON BREAKTHROUGHS
>"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball
>and modeling."
>-- Gabrielle Reece
>
>ON COURAGE
>"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my
>God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind."
>-- Cindy Crawford
>
>ON POVERTY
>"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
>-- Beverly Johnson
>
>ON ACCEPTANCE
>"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."
>-- Christie Brinkley
>
>ON PSYCHOLOGY
>"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to
>get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low
>self-worth."
>-- Tatjana Patitz
>
>ON ARRIVING
>"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular
>about the acting roles I take."
>-- Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'
>
>ON GEOPOLITICS
>"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night.
>We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."
>-- Jerry Hall
>
>ON DEATH
>"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help
>it."
>-- Cindy Crawford
>
>ON TRAVEL
>"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen
>anything. I don't really care."
>-- Tyra Banks
>
>ON EPIPHANY
>"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought."
>-- Christie Brinkley
>
>ON HEREDITY
>"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if
>she's ugly? That means you're ugly.'"
>-- Beverly Johnson
>
>ON THE BASICS
>"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw
>on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
>-- Cheryl Tiegs
>
>ON INTRODUCTIONS
>"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to
>meet yourself--it's eerie."
>-- Christy Turlington
>
>ON COURTSHIP
>"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I
>know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are
>nearby."
>-- Fabio
>
>ON PARADOX
>"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
>-- Tatjana Patitz
>
>ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
>"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
>-- Claudia Schiffer
>
>ON INSTINCT
>"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some
>crackers."
>-- Carol Alt
>
>ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
>"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as
>royalty. We happen to be working people."
>-- Christie Brinkley
>
>ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
>"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little
>scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all
>over them."
>-- Cindy Crawford
>
>ON ECONOMICS
>"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
>-- Linda Evangelista
>
>ON ZEN
>"When I model I am pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't
>work."
>-- Paulina Porizkova
>
>ON LOGIC
>"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it
>shouldn't be too big for me."
>-- Christy Turlington
>
>ON BODY PARTS
>"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I
>feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
>-- Tyra Banks
>
>ON BODY LANGUAGE
>"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
>-- Christy Turlington
>
>ON MOTIVATION
>"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to,
>and I would."
>-- Kate Moss
>
>ON VERSATILITY
>"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
>-- Linda Evangelista
>
>ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
>"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached
>a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a
>big loss."
>-- Veronica Webb
>
>ON VENGEANCE
>"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser
>to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
>-- Tasha
>
>ON SELF-WORTH
>"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
>-- Cameron Diaz
>
>
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