[2508] in Humor
HUMOR: limerick contest
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathan Reed)
Sat Oct 17 01:05:12 1998
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 98 01:00:22 EDT
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jonathan Reed <jdreed@MIT.EDU>
>>>>>This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use
>>>>>the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:
>>>>>
>>>>> Entry #1:
>>>>>
>>>>> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
>>>>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>>>>> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>>>>> On this flute made of beef
>>>>> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>>>>
>>>>> Entry #2:
>>>>>
>>>>> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
>>>>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>>>>> Since you look such a mess,
>>>>> Use the hem of your dress
>>>>> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>>>>>
>>>>> Entry #3:
>>>>>
>>>>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>>>>> What Kaczynski must surely have known:
>>>>> That an intern is better
>>>>> Than a bomb in a letter
>>>>> Given the choice of how to be blown.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
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