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HUMOR: The terrible two
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Oct 14 18:37:44 1998
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1998 18:36:40 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: The terrible two
>Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 01:41:24 -0500
>
> ___________________________________________________________
>
> Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble
> makers. If there was a problem in town, these boys were
> guaranteed to be there. Their parents finally decided to do
> something about it.
>
> They called on the priest. He was known to have success in
> dealing with problematic behavior. He agreed to see them,
> but only one at a time.
>
> The younger brother went first. He walked in and the priest
> asked him, "Where is God?" in a mild voice.
>
> The younger brother just sat there. The priest asked again,
> "Where's God?" The boy again just sat there.
>
> The priest tried once more, in a very annoyed and angered
> voice, "Tell me son, WHERE IS GOD?'
>
> Terrified, the boy ran out of the room and straight to his
> room at home, where he hid under the bed. His older brother
> came in and asked what was wrong.
>
> The younger boy said, "We are in big trouble this time.
> God is missing, and they think we did it!"
>
> -----------------------------------
> (Thanks to Cindy TeWinkle!)
> ___________________________________________________________
>
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