[2490] in Humor
HUMOR: One-Liners/Bumperstickers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sun Oct 11 18:45:46 1998
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1998 18:43:10 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: yasha@harari.org
>Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:12:31 -0400
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>Dyslexics have more fnu
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>Clones are people, two
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>Entropy isn't what it used to be
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>Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
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>Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
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>Eschew obfuscation
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>Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs
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>186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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>A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese
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>A waist is a terrible thing to mind
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>Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
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>Anything free is worth what you pay for it
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>Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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>Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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>COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
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>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>Editing is a rewording activity
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>Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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>Gene Police: YOU.. Out of the pool!
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>Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
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>I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
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>My reality check just bounced
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>Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
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>What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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>Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
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>No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
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>Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!
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>IRS - Be audit you can be!
>
>
>Source: John P. Harris
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